MEN ARE LIKE..


..floor tiles: If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years

..Bank accounts: Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

..Blenders: You need one, but you're not quite sure why

..Chocolate bars: Smooth, sweet and go straight for your hips

..Coffee: the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night

..commercials: You can't believe a word they say

..Computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory

..Eskys: Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

..Copiers: you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

..Curling irons: They're always hot, and always in your hair

..Government bonds: They take so long to mature

..High heels: They're easy to walk on once you've got the hang of it

..Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

..Lava lamps: Fun to look at but not all that bright

..Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion

..Parking spots: The goods ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped

..popcorn: they satisfy you but only for a little while.

..Place mats: They only show up when there's food on the table

..Snow storms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they'll last

..Used cars: Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable

..ATM's: Once they withdraw they lose interest

..Bananas: They older they get, the less firm they are

..Newborn babies: They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap

..Crystal: Some look really good, but you can still see right through them

..Dry cleaners: Most work first and leave no ring


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